Since I just posted a list of transit suggestions, I thought I should follow it up with my favorite transit experiences. Favorite, in a manner of speaking. To be honest, it was one of the worst trips of my life, but now it’s one of my favorite stories to retell–so I really can’t get too bent out of shape.
My friend Hannah and I planned an epic journey from Amritsar to Jailasmer (India). Though they look relatively close on the map, we could find no means of arriving from one to the other without going back through Delhi (aka 20+ hours on the train). Being brave, modern women we scoffed at the mere 20 hour journey and the prices for the *2nd class AC train carriages (mistake #1). So, obviously we bought 2nd class non AC tickets (being slightly unenthusiastic about the possibility of sharing a 20 hour train ride with a goat in 3rd class). We were guaranteed that our tickets would give us one window seat and the seat right next to it during the day and sleeper seats (which are really just the day benches but the top one stops being for luggage storage and they pull down a third bench in the middle) at night.
This is probably a good time to explain that I wasn’t feeling so hot (everyone feeling the foreshadowing?), which is why I insisted on a window seat. To be honest, I don’t even remember the train ride from Amritsar to Delhi. It passed without incident, which, for Incredible India, is quite…incredible. In Delhi, we had a few hour wait between trains and, a craving for some familiar food in the big city. So, we head to TGI Friday’s (mistake #2). We finish lunch and head back to the train station.
Here, ladies & gentlemen is where the real fun begins.
We start by trying to locate our carriage B3. I assumed that B3 would follow B1 and B2–but you know what they say about assumptions. There I am huffing and puffing along the massive train line with my 40 lb backpack, only to discover that B3 is on the other end of the platform from B2. Obviously.
Finding the correct carriage, we board and look hopefully towards our respective seats (window plus one), but a large Indian family had already taken up residence. Surely, there was some confusion. We wander over there and politely suggest that they’ve made a mistake.
After 10 minutes of Indian head wobbling and laughing, I realize the large sari-clad lady sitting by my window is not going anywhere. At this point, I’m feeling down right terrible. The Delhi pollution and heat did nothing to help my stomach and queasiness–not to mention the sprint through the train station looking for stupid B3. The train starts to get more and more packed and my claustrophobia (which runs much lower than anyone else in my family, but still makes me panic when I can’t see an escape route or feel fresh air) was starting to boil.
I’m near to tears trying to tell the head-wobbling family and the man who was pretending to be a train official that I will begin puking any minute and it would really be better for everyone if I sit by the window, but nothing seems to be getting through there. My frustration continues to unravel and Hannah, bless her, was locked in an argument with Jabba-the-Seat Stealer to get me some air (and a launching pad).
Alas, a real train official comes by. I’m basically crying while trying to explain the predicament (ah, the frustrations and joys of traveling in a world far from home) and Hannah is also loudly telling our story to Mr. Official. We expect him to kick the perpetrators out of our seats and claim a loud victory. Instead he looks at us, looks at them and says “follow me”. As luck would have it, he moved us up to the 2nd class AC tickets (you know, the ones we just didn’t need to buy…since we’re savvy traveler types).
The difference between the two types of cars is astounding–like the difference between New York City and Russellville, Arkansas. We had long padded sleeper seats (one each) and no one was there to challenge our dominion over said seats. The inside was 70x less crowded, less noisy and a million times cleaner. In other words, a perfect microcosm of the extreme disparities of wealth and over-population in India. As a tribute to my impatience or perhaps karmic retribution, I spent the majority of the train ride dashing back and forth between my bed and the toilet (Delhi-Belly, coming out of both ends).
Ah, but we arrived. In one piece. And Jailasmer is one of my favorite travel destinations. Oh India–it truly is incredible, in every sense of the world.
*Train tickets in India are sold by class with significant jumps in price between each level. They are: first, second AC, second non AC, and third–oh and roof seating which is always free, but never guaranteed.